Swedish Mating Call
Here we see a perfect example of the Swedish Stridsvagn’s mating call. As GhostShadow3088 - a renowned Strvidsvagnologist - describes, “Due to their relatively short lifespans and periods of docility the STRVs have developed a most unique mating ritual. Due to their asexual orientations, the roles in mating are determined by shows of strength. Each STRV attempts to flip the other in order to immobilize it during the mating process”.
Here we find Haarmless approached by a wild Vetro before they begin their brief skirmish. With Haarmless acting as the victor he’s able to continue after a short break. Vetro, on the otherhand, is not so lucky, and will die in order to act as a host for the offspring… in about 30 seconds.
Jordan Friend
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